March 2012
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: ur gay
Anonymous asked: What is your biggest fear?
Anonymous asked: what are u listening to right now?
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Stoners consider free pancake day a religious...
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Pokemon: "Letters To An Absent Father"
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I just sneezed way too hard.
I think I ruptured a nut.
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Anonymous asked: randomly came across your tumblr and just wanted to say you're cute :)
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Anyone want to be my last-minute valentine?
I can provide movies, pizza, good music, cuddling, sexy times, and weed.
Anonymous asked: what do you want to do for a living?
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Earthmoving Malediction
Bulldoze the bed where we made love
bulldoze the goddamn room
Let rubble be our evidence
and wreck our home.
I can’t give touching up
by inches, can’t give beating up
by heart. So set the comforter
on fire, and turn the dirt
to some advantage - palaces of pigweed,
treasuries of turd. The fist
will vindicate the hand,
and tooth and nail
refuse to burn, and I
must not look...
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